After returning from their Bahama’s cruise yesterday, my parents had many stories to tell – most of which involved tales of ridiculous questions asked on board by some incredibly special guests!
Question: “Where does your electricity come from? Surely you don’t generate it yourself?!”
Reply: There’s a long underwater extension cord plugged in at Miami!
Question: “Are these islands completely surrounded by water??”
Question: On having difficulty finding her way around the ship, one woman asked “Will this elevator take me to the front of the ship?”
Question: “What kind of water do you use in these toilets; salt or fresh??”
Reply: Why? Are you planning to drink it?
Question: “How high above sea level are we?” (asked while floating on the sea.)
Guest: “Excuse me sir, but we had pizza last night and went to heat it up in our microwave this morning but the microwave is not working”.
Reply: “I’m sorry sir but you don’t have a microwave in your cabins.”
Guest: “Yes we do…” guest proceeded to describe the in-room safe.
Impressed with the sheer amount of hard working crew members on board, a young lady asked “Where do the crew sleep?”
Reply: “A helicopter comes in at 2am each night to transport them home.”
Guest the next day complaining: “The helicopter last night woke me!”.
Question: “What kind of water do you fill the pool with — fresh water or sea water?”
Reply: “Sea water.”
Question: “Does that explain why the pool is so rough today?”
An hour into the cruise (after departure) a young woman realizes she has left her phone charger in her car and can’t understand why she can’t “quickly nick back to the dock”.